If I rode a bike or did sports or sometimes even walked home in 1988-tight high waisted jeans one side would inevitably lift and fuse to the hair on that lip.
When they invented the wrap around wings that fixed it except for the times one wing would unstick and sneak attack…

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Aunt Hippie’s Opinions N Sh!t
Aunt Hippie’s Opinions N Sh!t

Written by Aunt Hippie’s Opinions N Sh!t

Frizzy-headed witch dyke. Heretic in the church of Capitalism. Angry feminist. Pro-immigrant. Pro-choice. Pro-human decency, anti-racist. All genders are valid.

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